Just because you are doesn't mean I am!

• A man just came into the shop. Standing not more than two feet from Howard, he is yelling but not in a tone that he meant actually to be yelling. We presume that he is hard of hearing and did not realise that just because he could not hear himself did not mean we couldn't hear him!
• I always wonder and have asked several people what I will be when I am old? Will I be 'without a filter' like my kids say about the elderly? Will I be happy, sad, or mean? Will I be silly, depressed, recluse or shy? Since at every meal I drip food on my shirt I imagine I will be scooting around with stains! Let's just hope that it will be on my shirt and not on my behind!
• Just the other day I drove up to the shop thinking 'WOW, I am old enough to join SCOT now.' SCOT stands for Sherman County Older Texans! Talking about random thoughts! Oh my!

So, when will I become 'Old' officially? Or am I already there?